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Big Black Wet Asses 12
Getting her relax asshole good, meatGod approved
Kelsi Monroe - Big Ass Kelsi Monroe Starts Swinging (part 2) find the first part posted early.
People who have the password to their significant other’s facebook and log in posting statuses like “you just got hacked by @ fuckface”
thick + curvy = thurvy
I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.
They just know better.
damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.
I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.
I WAS MAD AT MY DOG FOR GOING THROUGH THE TRASH BUT AFTER SEEING THIS TWICE IM CUDDLING HIM.
"Please sir, no photos in the office
unlikely things to read in the bible
There will never be a time where I wont reblog this
Jim Crow 2.0
nothing’s changed. it’s just evolved.
devil stay pulling tricks.
no but imagine if you drank too much at a bar and then passes out on the floor and no-one could find your pulse so hours later you woke up in the ER or worse a morgue
Dude fake murders. Frame people. Scare the shit out of everyone. Pretend to be dead.
fail gym because you dont have a pulse for them to measure
CPR class: “can i have a volunteer?”
Halloween…be a zombie. Without a pulse. Hell yes.
… How could you possibly not have a pulse if blood were pulsing through your veins? I’m not a doctor but I think that has to be happening for you to live.
It’s because the blood flows continuously instead of in bursts.
It is called a ventricular assist device (VAD). It is used to replace the function of a failing heart or for short term use, typically for patients recovering from heart attacks or heart surgery.